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1- If you have only
one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene
lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
2- What is this
little poem talking about? "Often talked about but never seen, ever coming
but never been. Daily looked for but never here, still approaching, coming
near. Thousands for its visit wait, hoping for a better fate. Tho' you
expect it to appear, you'll never see it any year."
many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
is one business that can't thrive without strikes?
is something that if you don't have any, you go out of?
race cars, boats, each other, etc. What's one race that
if you finish in a tie, you lose.
one thing that can be dead, but still have a chance to survive?
8- A large project
came up and bids were submitted for the carpentry position. The company
was paying $200. a day for a months work, but would penalize a worker $300.
per day he may not show up. Stan took on the job, but when he went to pick
up his paycheque at the end of 30 days, he found he didn't have any money
coming. How many days had Stan worked?
9- A tree in the
Canadian Rockies doubles its height each year, until it reaches its maximum
height in ten years.
How many years did it take for the
tree to have reached half its maximum height?
10- Your feeling
a generous mood and decide to treat to some movies. Is it
less expensive to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to
the movie once (excluding the popcorn, of course; you're not that generous)?
11- Three cats
on a fence: two decide to jump off; how many are still on the fence?
to see answer.
match! Then you could decide which of the other objects to light next.
Perhaps the lamp for some light
is talking about tomorrow
It was Noah, not Moses, who took the animals on the ark
a train to a crossing
carpenter ended up working 18 days and did not work 12
reaches half its maximum height in nine years
is less expensive to take two friends to the movies at the same time, otherwise
you are splurging on yourself twice. Four tickets, compared to three
Two cats decided to jump; they hadn't actually jumped yet