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I love humor! Do you? Hope so! I love to laugh.
One of my all time favorite comedians is Eddie Murphy. A true funny
story involving Eddie Murphy is here.
Another is Gallager. Another is Mike Myers of Saturday
Night Live fame; especially his 'Dieter' character in the segment called
"Sprockets". The late George Carlin is also very funny. He
had lost his wife and was reflecting deeply on life's meaning when he wrote
"Laughter is to life what
shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won't take the potholes out of the
road, but it sure makes the ride smoother." ...Barbara Johnson
These guys really got the stuff!
The Comedy Channel on cable or satellite is great
with Jackie Gleason and
.and Lucille Ball
and Desi Arnaz in the I Love Lucy show.(fiftiesweb.com/lucy.htm)
Other BIG favorites are Seinfeld.(every
cast member fits so perfectly with the other vastly different ones; so
very funny and that's good for you)
and Home Improvement.(madcap
family life; a riot).
And the Just For Laughs TV show.(hahaha.com),
where not a word is spoken but the skits are hilarious is highly recommended.
More jokes: NetFunny.(netfunny.com)
A very humorous, but true,
example on we reap
what we sow
Currently Going Around
United Airlines breaks guitars.(type
into YouTube). Don't fly with them, they try to get out of legitimate
claims. It's a great song by a flyer they ignored and shouldn't have. See
some of Dave's great music. See his catalog.(sonsofmaxwell.com)
...Steve Jobs on Irak and I ran.(brasschecktv.com)
..."I used to be indecisive,
but now I'm not sure if I am."
When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid afternoon,
she worried about her seven year old daughter who would be walking the
three blocks from school to home....
Deciding to meet her, the mother
saw her walking
along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed.
Seeing her mother, the little
girl ran to her, explaining happily, "All the way home, God's been taking
Men are like...placemats: they only show up
when there's food on the table.
Men are like...mascara: they usually run
at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...government bonds: they take
so long to mature.
Men are like...parking spots: the good
ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Men are like...bank accounts: without a
lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like...copiers: you need them for
Men are like...lava lamps: fun to look
at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...curling irons: they're always
hot and always in your hair.
Men are like...mini skirts: if you're not
careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like...bananas: the older they
get, the less firm they are.
A man was walking through a forest pondering life.
He walked, pondered, walked and pondered. He felt very close to nature
and even close to God. He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke
God would listen. So he asked, "God, are you listening?" And God replied,
"Yes my son, I am here." The man stopped and pondered some more. He looked
towards the sky and said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God replied,
"Well my son, a second to me is like a million years to you." So the man
continued to walk and to ponder... walk and ponder... Then he looked
to the sky again and said "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "My son, my son...a
penny to me is like a million dollars to you. It means almost nothing to
me. It does not even have a value it is so little." The man looked down,
pondered a bit and then looked up to the sky and said, "God, can I have
a million dollars?" And God replied "In a second."
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're
in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is
let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort
in hell and starts designing and building improvements. After a while,
they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators and the engineer
is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies,
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets
and escalators and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come
up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake.
He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says,
"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff and I'm keeping him." God
says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and
answers "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"