The prudish lady: Two Italian
men with heavy accents sat at a bus stop carrying on an expressive conversation
as Italians are inclined to do.
A lady sitting behind them
ignored them at first, but her attention became actuated when she hears
one of the men say: "Emma comma first. Den I comma. Den two asses a comma
together. I comma once a-more. Two asses, they comma together again. I
comma again and a pee twice. Then I comma one last time."
"You foul mouthed swine",
hurled out the lady indignantly. "In this country, we do not talk about
our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady!" said
the man. Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellina my friend Luigi,
how to spella duh word Mississippi.".back
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